i can’t believe i am going to be an adult soon i only know like 2 things
why the FUCK cant humans hibernate its 2013 what the hell is obama doing
- Me: *accidently ruins everything*
this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch
they won’t be touching with your man between them
- ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
- *door creeks*
- ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live
(Source: detectiveinspectordoughnut)
My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.
brilliant
ALWAYS REBLOG.
actually sitting here crying with laughter
SEXUAL CONSENT VOLTRON
LITERALLY IN TEARS OVER THIS POST LIKE…..
That last one, though.
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
